Cass is a talented writer whose father invested her Yale tuition money in his dot.com business. As a result, she
has to join the military if she hopes to have her college tuition paid. While stationed in Bosnia, she is tasked
with escorting the VIP du jour, a beguiling Senator from Massachusetts. A not-so-accidental accident leaves him as
an amputee and her with an involuntary separation from service and, yet again, no money for college. So she finds
herself working with a public relations firm using her talents to spin the negative into the positive for her
clients, but her passion is elsewhere.
Cass is a blogger, and her website is dedicated to reforming, or outright eliminating, the bane of her generation’s
existence, Social Security. She is frustrated with Congress’s do-nothing approach to the dilemma, and is highly
critical of their pass-the-buck tendencies, which could only lead to higher payroll taxes. The basis of her
argument is that her generation shouldn’t have to pay outrageously for the selfish self-fulfillment of the Baby
Boomers, and her movement quickly gains momentum among those in Generation Y. This catches the eye of a certain
Massachusetts Senator who sees potential in Cass’s followers, and their voting power - along with the sympathy
attached to his stump - could be enough to launch him into the White House.
But despite his best efforts, the issue of Social Security reform is once again swept to the back pages of the
newspapers. So Cass convinces her newfound ally to propose a shocking solution on the Senate floor - mass Baby
Boomer suicide in exchange for tax incentives. As the economy crumbles around the current President’s re-election
campaign, a pro-life leader offers his support to help defeat the challenger and his outrageous proposal, even as
several Baby Boomer organizations sign-on for their share of the entitlements. And, as they say in politics, it’s
game on.
Very few books have ever made me laugh out loud. I’ve smiled or chuckled a few times, but this book actually
made me break out in laughter. I just couldn’t help it, and politicians are easy targets for humor. Buckley has
the usual cast of characters for this perfect political satire. There’s the ambitious, charming, womanizing
Senator; the tightly-wound President, who gives the impression that he could snap at any moment; the self-righteous
and very wealthy religious leader; the brown-nosing, deal-cutting Chief of Staff who, as is often the case, is the
brains behind the Administration; and the powerful, conscienceless entrepreneur, whose money extends deep into the
world of Washington politics. My favorite character was, by far, the President. And if you don’t like profanity,
then you should skip his dialogue.
And even though this book is highly entertaining, there is still an underlying message. Social Security is the
gorilla in the room that Washington has done well at ignoring for many years, but it isn’t going away. Buckley
does a masterful job at pointing this out in the form of an outlandish political satire that will surely find
itself among the best sellers.