Bubbles
Betrothed
By
Sarah Strohmeyer
Bubbles Yablonsky would give anything to be married to Steve Stiletto,
hunky AP photographer who doesn't mind hanging out with her domineering
uber-Slavic-Baltic mother, LuLu Yablonsky (the working-class version
of Susan McBride's Cissy Blevins Kendricks), LuLu's musket-wielding
cohort Genevieve, and News-Times anger-management-challenged photographer
Lorena Ludwig.
When
Steve proposes, Bubbles' joy gets deflated faster than a jelly donut
when she realizes it's all a scam to land Steve a plum assignment
in England. Granted, Steve's nice enough to plunk a Harry Winston
rock on Bubbles' finger
trouble is, the police want to clamp
Bubbles in chains after her exclusive interview with Julia Simon,
a.k.a. Crazy Popeye, culminates in Julia's death. Julia's accused
of killing a beloved high school principal who had a complicated
romantic life involving a local podiatrist, her supposed Polish
Mafioso boyfriend who LuLu thinks has been ruined by too much Dr.
Spock, and the detective who gives new meaning to "three's
a crowd."
Another
day at the office and at the hair salon for stylist-turned-journalist
Bubbles.
As
usual, Bubbles' hometown of Lehigh, Pennyslvania, simmers with subplots
from a bevy of intriguing characters. Brainy chip-off-the-old-Bubbles
Jane seeks Ivy League admission while still hanging around with
semi-loser boyfriend G, but as usual Bubbles' investigations make
Jane's college worries seem as cheerful as an overcast day in Lehigh.
There's Karol Smolak, Polish Mafioso, who's taking anger management
classes with Lorena. There's Steve's wanna-be kissin' cousin Rosa
who argues with LuLu over the merits of a Bubbles-Stiletto wedding
in Italy versus one with scrapple, boombas and pierogis at the Polish-American
Club. And of course, Bubbles' ex-husband Dan "Call me Chip"
Ritter complicates Bubbles' life, first with requests to bail him
out of a weensy extortion jam, second with a marriage proposal that
has Dan's second wife, cheeseball heiress Wendy, running for the
door with Steve's rival Chad Kent in tow. Don't bother to keep track
of the craziness, and don't second-guess the power of tube tops
and a great hairdo. For a supposed dumb blonde, Bubbles proves herself
the sharpest pair of manicure scissors in the drawer, and a delightfully
feminist feminine heroine.
|
The
Book |
Dutton / Penguin Putnam |
April
7, 2005 |
Hardcover |
0-525-94864-3 |
Cozy
Mystery |
More
at Amazon.com |
Excerpt
|
NOTE:
|
The
Reviewer |
Kristin Johnson |
Reviewed
2005 |
NOTE:
Reviewer, Kristin Johnson, is the author of "Christmas
Cookies are for Giving," co-written with Mimi Cummins,
"Ordinary Miracles: My Incredible Spiritual, Artistic
and Scientific Journey," co-written with Sir Rupert A.L.
Perrin, M.D.
|
|