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Publisher:
Berkley |
Release
Date: February 2004 |
ISBN:
0-425-19513-9 |
Awards:
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Format
Reviewed: Trade Paperback |
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an Excerpt |
Genre:
Romance – Contemporary |
Reviewed:
2004 |
Reviewer:
Kristin Johnson |
Reviewer
Notes: Reviewer Kristin Johnson released her second
book, Christmas Cookies are for Giving, co-written with
Mimi Cummins, in October 2003. Her third book, Ordinary Miracles:
My Incredible Spiritual, Artistic and Scientific Journey,
co-written with Sir Rupert A.L. Perrin, M.D., is now available
from PublishAmerica. |
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Always
the Bridesmaid
By Whitney Lyles
As
engrossing, amusing, and surprisingly heartfelt as Trista and Ryan’s
Wedding and with not nearly as much pink, Always the Bridesmaid
makes the satirical point that in our Pottery Barn society, where
Britney Spears’ fifty-five hour marriage is gleefully dissected
in detail, we’re more concerned with the veil and the boutonnieres
than with our actual vows, as the near-50 percent divorce rate proves.
But
we don’t want to watch a bride go down the aisle in a trash
bag. Just ask the millions who tuned in to watch Trista and Ryan
tie the knot in near-royal splendor. That is, unless you can carry
it off like “professional bridesmaid” put-upon clueless-about-love
heroine Cate Padgett. Cate, like Trista and Ryan, turns a potentially
embarrassing situation (a guy in our culture says on national TV
that his future marriage is more important than the delights of
a dominatrix stripper, and his fiancée actually forgives
him instead of getting out the voodoo doll—what a concept)
into a triumph as she sheds her Marilyn Monroe costume to literally
become “white trash.”
Cate
can’t do the same thing with absentee boyfriend Paul, who
is beyond the help of even the Fab Five from “Queer Eye For
the Straight Guy,” unless Carson and Co, want to haul his
always late always-thoughtless behind out of the closet. A character
makes the obvious statement that Paul may be gay, otherwise he’s
a bona fide jerk and Cate’s willingness to put up with him
just tests the reader’s patience. Do we really need to be
reminded that we’re commitment-phobic and that there are plenty
of sweet, romantic guys out there like Cate’s endlessly patient
more-than-friend Ethan Blakely?
Yes,
considering that most of us convince ourselves after the Pottery
Barn casserole dish has acquired a tad too much stuck-on food that
we’re bored with the nice guy/girl we married, who picks up
the kids and still remembers the name of our favorite teacher back
in grade school. Yes, considering that we tuned in to see Trista
and Ryan happily wed. Just say “I do” to Cate’s
finally getting a clue. |