The
Creatures from Calumet City
The Hangjab Brothers
By
Danny D’Agostino
This audio book version of The
Hangjab Brothers In: The Case of the Creatures of Calumet City
was taken from the screen play by Danny D’Agostino and Michael
D’Agostino.
The
Hangjab brothers, Stan and Leroy, are a pair of broke and bumbling
private detectives from Chicago. When the story opens, they are
bemoaning the fact that they will have to come up with a case so
they can pay their rent and that they will have to lunch at the
local soup kitchen again.
Suddenly,
their phone rings. Leroy eagerly answers it, expecting a paying
customer on the other end of the line, but it’s their Uncle
Eddie and he’s in trouble. He is in Indiana on a solo camping
trip and is screaming for help, while yelling at something to go
away. In the background, Leroy hears a drone and ripping metal.
The
brothers rush to his aid, but when they arrive at the campsite,
the trailer is torn apart and Uncle Eddie is gone. The boys find
his keys and a strange sheet of plastic-looking stuff, which they
take in to be analyzed. They also send someone out to rescue the
sheriff they left in Uncle Eddie’s trailer.
The
rescuers find the sheriff torn apart. Then, the brothers are told
the plastic is from an insect that weighs two tons. They have a
good laugh and go again to look for their uncle. Their search leads
them to the abandoned house that is actually occupied by Dr. Franklin
Norman Stein and his assistant. Can they save Uncle Eddie from the
mad scientist?
Stupidity
reigns supreme in this sci-fi farce. The audio is fully acted, complete
with sound effects. You will need a strong stomach for some of them.
Other than the offensive language and graphic descriptions, this
was an enjoyable listen.
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