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Publisher:
Wellworth Publishing |
Release
Date: February 2004 |
ISBN:
0-9623541-2-3 |
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Format
Reviewed: Softcover |
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Genre:
Nonfiction – Self-Help / Humor – Cats
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Reviewed:
2004 |
Reviewer:
Kristin Johnson |
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The
Way of the Cat
Teaching
Humans to Be
By Xena
I,
Winston, a Cavalier King Charles Spaniel, write this review, because
my human has no concept of how to review animals’ writing,
with the exception of her review of The Pekinese Who Saved Civilization
by my good friend Sir Addison Silber Howell, Esq. I did not want
her to do injustice to Xena’s The Way of the Cat: Teaching
Humans to Be. I generously give her the credit. Dogs outmatch
humans in noble self-sacrifice.
I take
issue with the constant feline denigration of canines. Anubis of
Egypt, where Xena brags that cats were worshipped, had a greyhound’s
head. Xena says, “Our brains are more like human brains than
dog brains are. The order in rank, I believe, is cat brain, human
brain, and then dog brain.”
If that’s
the case, I must be exceptionally smart for my species, because
I looked over the slight to my brothers and sisters and saw the
brilliance in Xena’s views. Contrast that with humans, who
write books such as Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them
and Bushwhacked to express how much they hate each other’s
politics.
Forget
the human nonsense and read Xena’s book, with amusing quotes
from real cats just like you. But how about a little cross-species
cooperation and including what dogs have to say about cats? Sir
Addison admits he speaks Cat. Yes indeed, this book does slight
dogs in the same old tired catdogma.
I won’t
gnaw that old tired bone. Instead, I will praise Xena’s advice
on distracting humans while they work (my human spends far too much
time at the computer and none with me, which is another reason I
wrote this review), teaching them the importance of naps; giving
them communication skills they fruitlessly spend hundreds of dollars
trying to acquire from other humans; and just giving them love and
acceptance. I will concede to Xena that we dogs cannot purr and
our bark annoys rather than entrances humans (you don’t see
“No Purring” courses and gadgets), but our wagging tails
compensate.
Forget
teaching humans. How about teaching dogs and cats to just get along?
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