March 2007
THE LOWE DOWN ON AUDIOBOOKS
reviewed by Jonathan Lowe
Suppose
you're an ex con artist trying to go straight when you're
approached by two people in succession. First, the wife of
a billionaire looking to swindle her abusive hubby, and then
your own son, who tells you he needs big money to make good
on a bad bet with the Russian mafia, or they're going to kill
him. That's the setup to CON ED by Matthew Klein, an enjoyable
romp through the life of one Kip Largo, a luckless yet intelligent
sap whose fear of a lonely old age motivates him to attempt
the dangerous repair of failed relationships. The story is
told in the first person by narrator Norman Dietz, who couldn't
be more believable as this wistful and wise observer of human
foibles. Sympathy is earned here, in this well acted must-hear
tale about a con man's swan song to the ironies of greed,
betrayal, and fatherhood. (Brilliance Audio/9
hours unabridged) Amazon |
Tyler
Perry is described as a playwright, author, producer, director,
composer, actor, star, reader, writer, and "entrepreneurial
force," all within one paragraph on the back of his new
audiobook DON'T MAKE A BLACK WOMAN TAKE OFF HER EARRINGS:
MADEA'S UNINHIBITED COMMENTARIES ON LOVE AND LIFE. On the
cover Perry (a big young man) is dressed as an overweight
black woman with silver hair, and so, as you might suspect,
this is an offbeat humorous advice book, and is based on the
two movies that Perry created around the character of this
pistol-packing grandmother with an attitude. With subjects
ranging from sex to beauty to religion, Perry (as Madea) dishes
out a comprehensive yet unorganized monologue consisting of
snippets of memory and wisdom. Doesn't seem scripted, but
that's the charm. Not everything here is side splittingly
funny, but happily most is at least amusing, while Perry succeeds
best as an impersonator. Now if only Madea would tour the
airport hotel conference circuit like those self help seminar
nuts do, then maybe that trend would finally end. (Penguin
Audio/4 1/2 hours) Amazon |
If
you're in the delivery business, be it mail or oil or cattle
or loaves of 12 grain bread, you probably feel under-appreciated
at times. Perhaps you wonder what it might be like to switch
from truck to tanker, or from barge to coal train. John McPhee's
idea was just that in UNCOMMON CARRIERS, a non-fictional account
of his job-hopping observations across the country and back
again. Along the way, McPhee rides on an 18 wheeler hauling
toxic chemicals to Washington state, then sits next to a towboat
pilot negotiating the Illinois River, and finally climbs aboard
the massive trains carrying coal out of Wyoming. With eyes
and ears open, he portrays the transportation industry as
a machine run by colorful people who are very aware of being
invisible to the average folks on the street. Is it safe to
crisscross your wave runner in front of a churning tugboat
with massive propellers? Or your VW Beetle in front of a gasoline
tank truck or a hauler carrying half a dozen SUVs? As one
truck driver put it, "that guy strays any closer, and
it's Beulah Land!" The audiobook is narrated by McPhee
himself, which is its only flaw, since McPhee has trouble
maintaining a structural flow, along with a voice level. So
a professional reader might have better enlivened the text,
much like those commercials where an actor stands in for some
ordinary Joe sitting in his own living room.
(Recorded Books / 9 1/2 hours unabridged) Amazon |
What
did Jackson Pollock, Saul Steinberg, Fairfield Porter and
Jean Stafford have in common? Well, these artists and writers
all lived and worked on the east end of Long Island, along
with Frank O'Hara and Willem de Kooning. In DE KOONING'S BICYCLE
critic Robert Long recreates an era prior to the nouveau riche
takeover of the Hamptons by trust fund babies, when art (and
not ostentation) was modus operandi. Read by perhaps the most
listenable of narrators, Grover Gardner, the book "captures
the spirit of modernism as filtered though New York's rural
past," according to Publisher's Weekly. It is available
in Mp3 disk format, for download to iPod, which is definitely
modern, or perhaps post-modern. A new canvas, you might say,
for the appropriate inner landscape of the audio documentary.
(Blackstone Audio/5 1/2 hours unabridged)
Amazon |
Garrison
Keillor has yet another collection of Lake Wobegon stories
from his Prairie Home Companion radio show titled NEVER BETTER.
I'm not sure if Garrison makes this stuff up off the top of
his head, in ad lib, but whether he does or not, he certainly
has a gift for offbeat characterization, and needs to be heard
on audio rather than merely read. He told me once in interview
that Lake Wobegon is a real place, so one might naturally
wonder if he reads the town newspaper and embellishes more
boring stories, or if everything is made up of whole cloth.
Suffice it to say that the eccentric people of Lake Wobegon
are far from average, what with Flying Elvises on the 4th
of July. (Although the piece about Father Wilmer getting a
new pair of underwear, or Roger Hedlund trying to escape his
deer hunting pals does contain more than a kernel of truth.)
As they say in Lake Wobegon, "it could be worse."
But what I think is that Keillor has never been better. (Highbridge
Audio/2 hours unabridged) Amazon |
Finally,
you may remember Tracy Chevalier from the endearing historical
mystery "Girl With the Pearl Earring," which was
made into a somewhat less exciting film. She has been trying
to repeat her success with that book (as have other authors)
ever since, and comes close in BURNING BRIGHT, set in London
in 1792. It's all about a sense of place here, with your stand-ins
being the Kellaways, recently arrived from the countryside,
and Maggie Butterfield, daughter of a local rogue. The circus,
the mustard factory, Westminster Abbey, Cut-Throat Lane, and
most of all poet and artist William Blake, are all influences
here on a young girl growing up.
Read by Jill Tanner, whose affecting rendition is informed
by her time at the Royal Academy of Dramatic Art, this new
historical novel is an escape from our current, dangerous
era via the simpler--albeit baudy--route.
(Penguin Audio/11 1/2 hours unabridged) Amazon |
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